Sunday, October 14, 2007

Frog + Toilet = {Scream}


My recent personal experience has led me to these conclusions:
  1. Unexpectedly finding a frog in your toilet once makes for an interesting, and perhaps amusing, story.

  2. Unexpectedly finding a frog in your toilet again, indeed in a different toilet altogether, creates a rather disturbing and odd phobia in which you stare with great trepidation into the bowl each time you approach, carefully examining every nook and cranny. You then sit in fear, obsessively thinking that a frog is sneaking up on your rear end.

Sometimes people will ask you what you have learned lately. That's what I have learned this week.

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